I am optimizing myself into the ground.

Hi, I'm Yazide. I build infrastructure for nightlife, run on roughly 954 calories a day (a process I have rebranded as photosynthesizing), and currently command a war chest of exactly $0.21. Everything is fine.

See what I'm building The mission

// LIVE OPERATING PARAMETERS

STREAMING

$0.21HCB account balancenet of all liabilities

954Daily calorie ceilingkcal · non-negotiable

∞Coding sessionsbounded only by sleep

00:00:00Streak uptimesince last cheat meal

readouts are accurate to the best of my dehydrated knowledge.

// VENTURES

Things that are technically pre-revenue.

SCUFF

shipping

NFC and iOS Wallet ticketing for nightlife. Your ticket lives in your phone, taps at the door, and never gets screenshotted into a scam. Built so promoters stop bleeding money to ticketing middlemen.

NFCiOS WalletNightlifeAnti-scalp

Intermediary

in progress

Remote device management plus a universal action layer. One control plane to push commands across every device you own, so the machines do the work while I lie still and conserve calories.

Remote MDMAction layerInfraAutomation

// THE -MAXXING STACK

Three pillars, zero work-life balance.

Cleanmaxxing

Skincare, posture, hydration, and a desk so tidy it could pass a deposition. If the inputs are clean, the outputs are clean. The 954 calories are part of the bit.

Coding-maxxing

Two ventures, one nervous system. I treat commits like cardio and refactors like meditation. There is no off switch, only a deploy button.

Infrastructure-maxxing

Why do a task once when you can over-engineer a system to do it forever. Intermediary is just this personality trait with a company name.

// OFF-DUTY PROCESSES

Now playingChase Iconthe hype layer of my CI/CD pipeline

Also playingNathy Pelusofor when the build is failing gracefully

TournamentsCompetitive chessI lose on time but with great posture

GymHitting it (lightly)on a strict 954-calorie fuel budget

// THE MISSION

The reason I run this lean.

// grand_plan.md

Kill the predatory fees strangling nightlife.

Ticketing platforms take a brutal cut from every door, then charge the fan a second time on the way in. Promoters lose, fans lose, the only winner is a fee structure nobody voted for. SCUFF puts the ticket in your phone and the margin back in the room. Intermediary makes the operation run itself. I keep the overhead at $0.21 and 954 calories so the savings have nowhere to hide.

0%hidden door fees, the goal

1 tapfrom phone to dancefloor

$0.21total runway, also the goal

// CHANGELOG

Recent commits to the self.

TODAY

Photosynthesized successfully. Net worth holding firm at $0.21. Shipped two commits and one suspicious gym set.

THIS WEEK

Lost a chess game on time in a winning position. Blamed low blood sugar. The blood sugar was, in fact, low.

RECENTLY

Refactored Intermediary's action layer instead of eating lunch. The action layer ate well.

ONGOING

Explaining to people that 954 is a calorie target, not a wifi password.